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Joke of the Day
"What's great about Trumps' little hands? Objects may appear larger when being held."
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"I asked a blonde, ""How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?"" She answered, ""Two. But they can't fit inside a light bulb to screw in it, silly."""
"What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise? Punishment."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed the headphone jack with lightning"
"A young Hitler, and a young Mao are in a room with a cannibal The cannibal had dic-tator tots for dinner"
"My sister teaches 1st grade. A boy in her class had a tantrum and screamed ""I hate you!"" and she gently replied ""I know. It doesn't matter."""
"When I was a younger man girls used to ""check me out"". Now women just ""keep an eye on me"""
"Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it."
"interviewer: why do you want this job me: i've just always been very passionate about not starving to death"
"As I was checking into the hotel I asked, 'Is the porn channel disabled?' The girl at the desk said, 'No, you sick bastard'."