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Joke of the Day

"Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches, and there are no dental records."

"Have I got a favourite 70's rock band? Yes."

"What's Brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."

"What is 19 cm long, pink and my girlfriend screams when i put it in her mouth? her abortion"

"Why do christians burn fossil fuels? They're trying to destroy the evidence."

"hey girl , you french? coz ***madamn***"

"Balloon's What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."

"What did the cow say to the hay? I chews you"

"In Israel, we just want peace. A piece of Jordan, a piece of Egypt, a piece of Lebanon..."

"I think my dog always follows me into the bathroom because I always follow her outside when she goes and she just thinks that's how it works"