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Joke of the Day
"In Israel, we just want peace. A piece of Jordan, a piece of Egypt, a piece of Lebanon..."
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"Did I ever tell you about how I once dated a stripper named Cake? She always used to let me have it and eat it, too."
"What do Jesus and a nerd have in common? Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle."
"I used to think i was good at multi-tasking. Turns out its just my multiple personalities doing one task at a time."
"the guy at Subway just put Cheetos on my sandwich. can't tell if he's stoned, or he knows that I am"
"I met a girl with 12 boobs once... sounds funny dozen tit."
"I have been struggling with depression and thoughts of suicide but my friends have been very supportive... they insist that I go through with it."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !"
"My oldest approached me today, and told me he was feeling suicidal. I said, ""Hang in there, son,"" and pointed to the spare room."
"Hillary Clinton made a joke about her own hair Clinton jokes: The hair is real, the color isn't - CNN"