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Joke of the Day

"In Israel, we just want peace. A piece of Jordan, a piece of Egypt, a piece of Lebanon..."

"Allow me to sum up the 90's for you. 90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945"

"What i if told you... You the read first line wrong... And the second... Yeah Downvote me because feel you stupid."

"What's better Jesus or a picture of Jesus A picture because it only takes one nail to hang a picture."

"I accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4."

"The other day I was eating out my grandma, and I tasted horse cum. That's when I realized... That's how she died"

"""Snowmageddon""? We can do better, Twitter. #SnowCountryForOldMen #ISnowWhatYouDidLastWinter #SnowMommaFromTheTrain #Snowverfield"

"What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? Shoot him again."

"Did you know the triathlon was invented by a gypsy He walked to the swimming pool and rode a bike home"

"TIFU by punching out my brother Oops, wrong sib"