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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if you are drowning in milk? If it's pasturize"
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"I wish I was an elevator... Because maybe then my wife would go down on me :c"
"Wanna hear my joke about pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesey."
"I've limited my friends to 3 people that know how to split a dinner bill w/o causing a fiasco and life has been awesome since."
"My wife is a vegan. I'm not. I don't care if she makes more money than me. I can still say that I'm the one who brings home the bacon."
"A guy walks into a bar and asks ""Do you serve lawyers?"" The bartender responds ""Yes, of course!"" The man then says ""Well then. I'll have a beer for myself and a lawyer for my alligator."""
"A thief broke into my house last night.. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so i woke up and searched with him."
"[awful tragedy happens] me (rolling up sleeves): time to be an idiot online"
"Guys with a small penis seem to overcompensate by being a huge dick."
"How do you make pickle bread? With dill dough"