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Joke of the Day
"News: Trump inauguration met with record high temperatures. 451 degrees Fahrenheit."
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"What did Hitler say when 7 ate 9? NEINNN!!"
"I have a fifth sense when it comes to smells."
"What is a cat's favorite alcoholic beverage? Boxed wine, obviously."
"What does a vegetable get in bowling? A-spare-I-guess"
"A black man walks into a bar ""Why the wrong face?"" the bartender says."
"What did Al Gore play on his guitar? An algorithm."
"A man walks into a bar.... ...sits down, orders a beer, and begins to gaze longingly at the barmaid. The barmaid hands him the beer, returns the stare and says... ""Take a pitcher, it'll last longer."""
"Ya know? You're like a blister... you only turn up once all the hard work is done."
"Thomas Jefferson on cable TV news: ""The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers."""