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Joke of the Day

"Cow jokes.. What do you call a cow with no legs? -- ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? -- lean beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? -- your mom"

"Kisses are like real estate .... Location Location Location"

"How many hours A guys asked he's wife ""how many hours will it take me to get to 80 miles going 80mph"" the wife looks at him confused and answers ""80 hours"""

"Will the Australian eat jam? He Mar-might."

"Apparently when your wife asks you to get your toddler off your bed she doesn't mean knock him off with a pillow"

"Remember: if you see a tie on my doorknob, it means I'm taking the door to prom"

"Why are Omegle and Chatroulette great dating sites? Because they have plenty of members."

"Chinese magican Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve."

"A month before my grandfather died we decided to cover his back in lard. After that he went downhill very quickly."

"We are all God`s children... so why is Jesus so special? thanks to Jimmy Carr for this one"