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Joke of the Day

"The truth will set you free. Unless the truth is you committed murder. In which, the truth will get you 25 to life."

"I always wanted to be self-confident. Well, look at me now. Actually, don't."

"How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest? ... it's the one that's jalapeno business!!!"

"Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler walks into a bar He orders a beer"

"Babe Ruth Walks Into a Bar Bartender says ""Why the Long Balls?"

"Interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering"

"What's Canada's favorite board game? Sorry"

"A ghost walks into a bar and howls Sorry sir' the barmen replies.""We don't serve spirits after eleven"""

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist..."

"""If anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace"" (from the back) He saw Creed live in 2003"