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Joke of the Day

"I am living proof that you can ""be there"" and ""be square""."

"If a tramp and a bunch of rich people are dressed the same, how does the tramp stand out? He begs to differ."

"What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area? *A roamin' Catholic.*"

"Gonna hand out job applications to teenage trick-or-treaters who ring my doorbell."

"What type of car explodes? A Talivan."

"Him: I wanna be the man you fell in love with all those years ago. Me: You wanna be Ryan Reynolds?"

"Avian Oprah outside my bedroom window: ""YOU get a worm! And YOU get a worm!"" They're going nuts out there."

"Give a man a fish... And, apparently, you're a shitty secret Santa."

"Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt"

"Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees."