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"How does a sea urchin search the internet? sea urchingine"
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"Pacman went to a therapist to help his anger management. She said: ""Next time you feel angry just waka-way"""
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"Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!"
"Happy imagery of the day: A mouse dressed as a pirate sits on your shoulder while you work and pretends to steer you holding a potato-chip."
"I saw these two blind guys about to fight and I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife."" You should have seen how fast they both ran off."
"Your honor I object! That other lawyer is saying stuff that makes my client look guilty"
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"What did M. Night Shyamalan say about a duck's penis? What a twist."
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