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Joke of the Day

"Accidentally changed neighbor to neighbour and now I'm saying stuff like ""bloody hell"" and ""brilliant"""

"DOCTOR: Does it hurt when I do this? *takes you out several times then acts distant*"

"Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway."

"I spent the last hour repeatedly pressing F5 It's pretty refreshing."

"I like my women like I like my reality shows.... Naked and afraid."

"What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for? Around Thevenin the morning"

"I've decided to avoid Turkey this Thanksgiving... Way too close to Syria."

"What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold? An Illumi-neti pot"

"When life gives you dilemma make dilemma-nade"

"Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked ""Have you got any invisible ink?"" ""Certainly sir"" said the owner. ""What color?"""