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Joke of the Day

"I have a step ladder. I just wish I knew who my real ladder was."

"Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention ""amnesia pills"" but did anyway? ""No"" excellent."

"I mostly want a relationship so my boyfriend can chase me around trying to put an ice cube down my back as I demurely beg ""Dooooooooon't."""

"What murder mystery is especially popular among mathematicians? the Sin of 4"

"The best part about Puppy Bowl? Since all the puppies are already neutered, there's no worry about deflated balls giving one team an advantage..."

"What is Irish and sits on the porch? Patty O'Furniture"

"The Problem With Scooby-Doo Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions."

"Why did the feminist burn down the field of canola? She said she was defending herself against rape."

"What's so bad about being a dick? Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole your master covers you in a plastic bag And every time you get excited you spew."

"If you really think about it. Its kind of weird ""yoga pants"" are worn so much. That's like a guy wearing baseball pants to go get groceries"