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Joke of the Day
"I have a step ladder. I just wish I knew who my real ladder was."
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"What did the socialists use before candles? Electricity"
"Only death will keep me from you. Or cake. Or Netflix. Or kittens....hold on, I have a list."
"My wife wanted to have sex in the back of the car..... So I got stuck driving her and her boyfriend around all night."
"Cremation My last chance at a smoking hot body"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and an oompa loompa? If you are wise, you won't listen to him."
"Julius Caesar sashays into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers, please!"""
"[Job Interview] ""It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17 X 19?"" ""36"" ""That's not even close"" ""But it was quick"""
"Why aren't there any Mexican astronauts? Because whenever they hear the world ""launch"", they go get something to eat."
"When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer naked, it's art. When I do it, I'm drunk and told to leave Home Depot."