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Joke of the Day

"My bladder has been tested on this road trip. I still don't know how far a 'mile' really is but I can drive 75 of them before I have to pee."

"Why are trains so energetic? They have Conductors."

"A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking."

"You know why it'd called modern jazz right? No? It's because ""A peace if crap was already taken."""

"I found a typo on these Fruity Pebbles. For the serving size it says 3/4 ""cup."" They totally spelled ""box"" wrong."

"How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb? Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D"

"Why did Sean Connery say he quit his mall Santa job? I got tired of all the kids asking to shit on my lap."

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom."

"I tried to set our Computers Password to ""MyDick"" But was disappointed when it said ""Error: Not Long Enough"""

"Saw these two homeless people making out and was like... ...get a room!"