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"It seems to me that only reposts make it to the front page nowadays."
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"HR: know why you're here? Me: I put my tongue in the candy cutter Union: well..unsafe..but fired? HR: the candy cutter's name is Trish"
"So I started a charity last week. I donate headphones to black guys on public transportation. He was pissed."
"Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."
"Why did the feminist cross the road? How dare you question the decisions of someone just because she's a woman!"
"What did the toaster say to the bread? I want you inside me."
"Next time you think you're weird think about how Walt Disney had a fetish for ducks and mice in high heels and shitload of mascara."
"This sub is great for learning new jokes Repetition is the first law of learning"
"Rabbits in a row. What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back? A receding hare line."
"What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection? Tommy Hilfigeritout"