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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pushy asshole potato? A dic-tater."
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"I bought some ""no more tears"" baby shampoo But I'm still not over her :("
"Put the punchline in the title. How to ruin a joke"
"is it considered a threesome if i jack off with both hands?"
"Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs? They say they're in bread."
"No one can text faster than a pissed off woman"
"""I'm Googling some people to play Wii with"" -2010: normal. -1997: weird as fuck."
"I have a rare mental condition that makes me see a gold next to my submit on reddit Edit: Thanks for the gold!"
"Yo mama so fat When she taps on the QWERTY Keyboard 26 letters pop out."
"""Stop putting words into my mouth!"" ""Fine, eat your alphabet soup by yourself."""