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Joke of the Day
"Was kind of surprised at all the swearing when I unplugged the church organ to charge my phone."
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"Just ran into a grammar fanatic out with whom I once made."
"A boy is asking santa for a heavy sweater for christmas present so santa send him a sumo wrestler"
"To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !"
"what kinda bees make milk. boobies...."
"i hope toy story 3 is about woody and buzz trying to save the asian child workers that made them."
"What's the name of that German Video game with the polite gorilla? Danke Kong"
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger screams ""Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!"" A Scotsman screams ""Hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"""
"I would fake a heart attack but this coworker would just try to finish his story in the ambulance ride to the hospital."
"Did you know that ancient Egyptians were related by their farts? It's true. They had a toot in common."