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Joke of the Day

"After watching Star Wars 20 told me he probably wouldn't go and see it again. And now I'm thinking he looks a lot like my old mailman."

"What Do Twitter Users Call Themselves? Twats."

"Did you see the brochure for the California typographer's convention? It's in San Serif."

"If you want to find a needle in a haystack, burn the haystack."

"Get student loans so that you can go to college and get a job to pay off your student loans."

"What is French Super Mario's favorite board game? Le Ouija"

"if america goes the way of greece, we'll be ending all our words with ""ous."" that's ridiculous! omg, it's already started"

"How did the blind man pass the eye exam? He just kept walking"

"What does a vampire drink while on a diet? Blood Light."

"What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut."