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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One is a Crusty Bus Station and the other is a Busty Crustacean"

"My black pants had more cat hair on them after they came out of the dryer. Guess I should check the dryer for cats before I start it."

"30 wolves 28 sheep how many did not 10"

"I don't want a boyfriend. Just someone to call me beautiful, love me right, and fix the clogged drain in my bathtub. Mostly the drain thing."

"What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't walk around Dublin pretending he's Bono"

"Found out one of my best friend is a prostitute... Now I see her in a completely different light"

"""Heres your social security card, you need it forever! Its made of paper, don't laminate it. Good luck."" -The Government"

"Bathroom Boy: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: Where's the p? Boy: ""Half way down my leg."

"A blonde hears a guy telling blond jokes... She says ""i'm blond, and that's very insulting."" Guy says, ""alright, I'll repeat it slowly."""

"Which Disney character is Trump's favorite? WALL-E"