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Joke of the Day

"Which Disney character is Trump's favorite? WALL-E"

"*walks into a brothel* ""yes I'd like some broth"""

"If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it's just cake."

"What do you call social networking for magical creatures? Faebook."

"I'm looking for a new nursing home for my mother. Something without phones or access to postage stamps."

"Had sex for the first time yesterday. It was a load off my chest. And a load onto hers."

"Wearing my bathing suit as underwear in case a random pool party breaks out sounds way better than too lazy to do laundry."

"My Chinese friend died today... So Yung"

"Two sausages are sizzling in a pan.... One says ""Do you think it's hot in here?"" The other says ""oh my god a talking sausage!"""

"My dad says he hates surprises... So I wrapped all his Christmas presents in cellophane."