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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Darth Vader made some toast? It was a little on the dark side."

"Student: Teacher, can I ask you a question? Teacher: You just did."

"What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm? Thalidomide"

"For some reason, the Disney movie ""101 Dalmatians"" was much more popular than it's sequel ""Picking up Dog Shit for Eternity."""

"Take a day off. Pamper yourself. Visit a spa. Pour melted wax on ur body. Rip the hair out by the roots. Inject poison into ur face. Relax."

"A Priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... he orders a drink."

"Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz."

"Wanna hear a joke?? This subreddit."

"If you love batman, let him go... Batman returns."

"Damn girl, are you today's date? Cause you're 10/10"