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Joke of the Day
"Some collage just called me saying they accepted me to their collage.."
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"Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine? Because he found it to be SUB-standard."
"My mom once got drunk and stabbed me because I look like my Father... Just kidding, she shot me. But hey, the past is the past. She's sober now and I can finally walk again."
"Reflection vs Refraction the point at which I realize how lucky I am to not have an Asian professor."
"A 92 year old man I randomly met told me this one: What do you get when you cross a turkey and a cat? A pussy gobbler."
"Oh my god, did you hear Bob Barker died? He was hit by a BRAAAANNDDD NEEEEWWWW CAAAAAARRRRR!"
"After everything I put, say to yourself 'So did Michael Jackson' I went to the beach on a sunny day. I saw an ice cream stall. I bought an ice cream. It melted."
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg."
"whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? my dick"
"Someone once told me that nothing rhymes with orange ... I said, ""no it doesn't...."""