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Joke of the Day
"I have a joke Susan Boyle"
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"Two Shitty Jokes What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."
"What's brown and sticky? Seriously. Guess."
"I got 99 karma but link ain't one."
"I raped myself today. It sucks being a schizophrenic hermaphrodite."
"I always hoped my kids wouldn't have to suffer the same things I had to. Then Michael Bolton comes back...."
"Imagine coming back to life as a zombie but someone tied your shoes together before you were buried."
"Listened to some Beethoven last night. And some Lady Gaga today. Now I'm quite confused. Who's the deaf one again?"
"TIL that 1 in every 10 people in North America lives next door to a pedophile. Not me. I live next door to a smoking hot 8 year old."
"My grandpa flirting with a 91 year-old lady at his senior home. ""You look young enough to be my daughter."""