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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store? Luters"
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"What do you call a slutty potato chip? A Free-to-lay"
"How do snowmen get around? By icicle."
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent P!"
"Major Tom: This is Major Tom to Ground Control I'm stepping through the door & I'm floating in a most peculiar way GC: New phone. Who dis?"
"""Eat the booty like groceries"" -Albert Einstein"
"Why is Alabama the smartest state? Because it has four A's and one B."
"Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person A: Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person B: I don't know, do you?"
"Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives? Crimea River"
"What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit? Wohahaha! That was funny! XD"