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"My girlfriend told me to stop singing wonderwall... I said maybe..."
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"There is no way alcohol kills more people than it creates"
"What is the 2nd worst reason to become a historian? A. To find evidence of time travel. What is the worst reason to become a historian? To find evidence of your own time travel adventures"
"What are Mario's overalls made of Denim, Denim, Denim"
"Happy Birthday Ray Rice! I offered to bring punch to the party but, his wife said she already had enough."
"Me flirting at a party me: so what's your major her: radiology me: oh cool AM or FM?"
"A nail walks into a bar And gets hammered."
"If God made everything... Is God Chinese?"
"Fish jokes? I'm working a community fish fry and need your best fish jokes! Like: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."
"What type of web developer likes finding bugs Spiders"