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"My girlfriend told me to stop singing wonderwall... I said maybe..."
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"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs. I still have no eye deer."
"""I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time."" Said the Malaysian shark."
"If I get married I want my last name to be hyphenated. Mr. and Mrs. Hyphenated."
"I had a Mayweather joke but,... It ran away."
"What were people doing during the last ice age? Chillin."
"I'll tell you what I know about dwarfs! Very Little Courtesy of Jimmy Carr"
"Hi everyone, I'd like to announce that I'm dating my very first professional model... she's a 'before' model, can't wait to see how she'll turn out!"
"What is a moo hoo for a cow fight? A cattle battle!"
"What does a dyslexic Christian worship? Dog"