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Joke of the Day

"What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song? Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey"

"Last night I ate out a handicapped girl ...my mother always told me to eat my vegetables"

"This hating of people breastfeeding in public should really stop. I can raise my cat any way I want to."

"Nana said I took too much NyQuil so I laughed at her and then she turned back into a paper clip and jumped into my fave Law & Order episode."

"a couple of bros... ""I wanna know. Which one of you is Bro Montana, and which is Terrell Browens?"""

"If I had a dollar for every time I said this I would be making money in a real weird way! Best comic I ever heard, Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)."

"Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth."

"How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour? Call out ""B-52"""

"You called me ""muffin""....did you mean blueberry or chocolate chip?"

"A cow fell off a truck in Russia They say he hadn't been Put in properly."