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Joke of the Day
"What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song? Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey"
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"If Leonardo DiCaprio played a police officer in a movie, what would his name be? Leonardo DiCoprio"
"Relationships are like algebra. Do you ever look at your x and wonder y?"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? He finally woke up."
"A pirate walks into a bar with his ship's steering wheel shoved down his pants. The bartender says, ""hey pirate that's got to be hard to walk with."" Pirate says, ""aye, it be driving me nuts."""
"We all know one person who was so much cooler when they were single."
"When someone tells me, ""Great question."" I never hear their answer because I'm busy congratulating myself for asking such a great question."
"What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy? $100 bill."
"Knock knock.... Knock knock. *Who's there?* Madam *Madam who?* Madam finger is caught in the door!"
"ME: i'm having a lovely time tonight my date: why do u keep yelling ""ME"" before every sentence"