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Joke of the Day
"Absence does not make the heart grow fonder. Unless you're talking about Oreos."
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"9/11 Jokes aren't funny. The other 2 however, are hilarious!"
"Being at the alligator park reminds me of my time in jail So many crocs."
"Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken."
"A useless blood vessel is found dead It died in vein"
"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch. I call it Lunch"
"what do you call a comedian who also happens to be a skeleton funny bones"
"Three decades of playing Tetris have apparently not improved our nation's ability to stow overhead luggage."