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Joke of the Day
"For the record, riding my unicycle to the bank robbery was a terrible idea."
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"What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam!!"
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at 'Sporting Goods?' Because he likes Dick's better."
"A blind man walks into a bar ""Ow!"" he exclaims. The bartender responds by saying that he doesn't know that drink."
"Jackie Chan is implicated in the Panama Leaks. This must be some sort of kung-fulery."
"I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office."
"Did you hear the one about the German sausage? It was the wurst!"
"Why can you never compromise with a veggie burger? Because they'll never meat in the middle."
"An exhibitionist is discussing retirement with his wife. But after talking it out he decides, ""Actually, I think I'll stick it out one more year."""
"I hate it when all of North America tells me I exaggerate"