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Joke of the Day

"The Arrogance of Authority A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher"

"I think my chemistry teacher is anti-semetic He asked me to find the pH of the final solution."

"Never call a girl fat. Because she will always remember it...that's because elephants never forget."

"Damn Pedophiles... Back at it again with the white vans"

"I jumped into the pool with my iPhone.... It's syncing now"

"(sheepishly putting my arm around pitbull) so is there a mrs worldwide"

"What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning Hippy? Because he was too far out, man."

"Why do Jews have blue penises? Because they're tight-fisted wankers."

"I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words."