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Joke of the Day

"Why was the wall in a store? Because it's wal-mart."

"How do depressed people play the violin? With a razor and their wrist."

"In hell, the thermostat is guarded by a bunch of dads."

"What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep."

"It's really only a matter of time before Lady Gaga gets Justin Beiber pregnant."

"Why did the young soldier go off searching for a wounded prostitute? A cowboy told him there was a hoedown."

"What do you call the bad part of Italy? The spaghetto."

"Me: I could tell you, but I'd have to- Him: Kill me? hahaha Me: No, talk to you. And I don't wanna do that."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse responds, ""Because my daughter just died of leukemia."""

"If storks bring human babies what bring monster babies? Cranes."