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Joke of the Day
"You know I heard Hitler was a really good cook. . . Everything he made was kosher."
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"David Sedaris on Willie Nelson What's the last thing you want to hear when giving Willie Nelson a blow job? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""
"My Korean friend died yesterday... So Yung..."
"There should be a prenatal test to tell if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums."
"Yo mamma so fat... That when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up"
"If women lactate... Then men..."
"A Chinese couple, Jane and Jack Wong, was killed by the White Walkers but never came back to life .. .. because ""two wongs don't make a wight [1]"" [1] http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Wights"
"Anyone else call their farts ""Smelly Wind Monsters?"" Cuz if Jew don't Jew should and if you Jew than take this shower. It's a gas! Also, butt trumpet."
"Q: How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow? A: One if nobody's looking."
"""guns don't kill people, guns CREATE people!"" *fires 10 newborn babies out of a bazooka*"