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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why one side is longer than the other when birds fly in a ""V"" formation? Because there are more birds on that side."

"Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't like to be spotted"

"From grandma: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In memory of all the faces that were buried there."

"Walmart's hair salon doesn't charge extra to cut a live bat out of your hair."

"why are all jewish men circumcised? because jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 10% off."

"(OC) What do you call Helen Keller punching someone? Senseless violence."

"I have a joke about pizza and a broken pencil unfortunately it's cheesy and pointless"

"What's the worlds strongest animal? A 'buff'alo"

"Let me tell you about the first time I had sex... I was scared, it was dark, and I was alone."

"What do you call a masseuse that only massages men? A misogynist."