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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the duck that got thrown away? He was down in the dumps."

"Three Nuns Walked Into A Bar The fourth one ducked."

"*puts hand on your knee *slowly moves up your thigh *runs over your hip *drags finger up your stomach *grabs remote *changes channel"

"When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness."

"Why go to a public pool when strangers on Craigslist will pee on you for free"

"What happens when you click A on thIs post Someone unkowingly gives me internet points."

"Make sure to stand in the middle of group photos. It will be harder to crop you out later."

"It seems highly unlikely that the Romans would have built a new cross for every execution, which means... Jesus was a repost."

"I saw a car with the registration plate 'BDR MNHF' earlier. Now I feel like I'm seeing it everywhere."

"Recent statistics show that 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian Roulette."