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Joke of the Day

"[2 detectives are at a murder scene] ""my god Wilkins. Are you thinking what im thinking?"" ... ""a lasagne driving a car?"" ""Exactly"""

"Why do blacks keep on getting stronger? TVs are getting heavier."

"Top Rated Videos: OOps! Fail Blackflip .Hahaha Looser!!! http://streetpranks.blogspot.co.uk/2014/12/funny-poor-boy-sweet-backflip-lollss.html"

"a toast to wives...girlfriends and lovers... may they never meet..."

"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse? A mechanic."

"Did you hear about the fire on the Indian reservation? It was intense."

"Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door? Foyer protection"

"This generation sucks but does it swallow"

"[job interview for garbageman] interviewer: I like your enthusiasm, you're hired Three raccoons in trench coat: [ecstatic chittering]"

"What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him? *""I'm just not that Inuit.""*"