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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fruit never leaves the bowl. Cantaloupe"
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"Those black cats better not cross my path. I'm not superstitious. Just racist."
"What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef"
"""this one should be called hurricane Kanye"" - kanye, every few weeks"
"A: What are you doing? B: Nothing A: Didn't you do that yesterday? B: I havent finished..."
"What did the slice of pork say to the attractive woman.... ....you may be hot, but I'm bacon!!!"
"Whooooaaaa, I'm halfway therrreee WHOOOAAAA, LOSING ALL MY HAIRRRR Take this wig, we'll fake it I swearrrrr WHOAOHH, LOSING ALL MY HAIRRR"
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it :D"
"People tell me that I'm condescending That means I talk down to people"
"Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car? To get to the ""other side""."