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Joke of the Day
"At what time does a dentist have the most business? Tooth-hurty"
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"Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day Set a man on fire and he is warm for a lifetime."
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"Why do Ukrainians not like being late? They don't wanna be rushin"
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