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Joke of the Day

"Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!"

"A man went to jail for sexually abusing a monkey. He was an apeist!"

"Did you know you can tell whether an ant is male or female easily? Just drop it into water, if it sinks it's a girl ant. But if it floats it's a buoyant!"

"I don't know about you guys, but I think Jesus would definitely have had a hard time paying for my sins on a carpenters salary."

"I forgot how to throw a boomerang And then it came back to me"

"For me, eating fast food is like going out on a date and finding out the person you're with is racist. Either way, you're going to end up alone in your apartment using up all the toilet paper."

"What's the fastest way to make a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel"

"I don't know what ""swag"" is, but I was just told Justin Bieber & Lil Wayne both claim to have it. So, I'm assuming it's not talent."

"My 8-Year old patient was so pround, mom was not. Q: What type of bees make milk? A: BOO-Bees! And then he just couldn't stop laughing. Mom turned 50 shades of red and blamed dad. Good times."

"Q: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison? A: A small medium at large."