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Joke of the Day

"Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!"

"What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction? 1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one."

"My old man got admitted to a psychiatric hospital today. He had set up a traffic detour through his house. I should have seen it coming, all the signs were there."

"Sorry Im late, I saw that Spongebob episode where he's a lifeguard but cant swim, even though they live underwater & now my brain is leaking"

"girls you can't take a picture in slutty clothing and glasses and label it ""nerd lol"" you're not a nerd, you're a whore who found glasses."

"I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time ..no one should die alone"

"What is the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob."

"home alone: my favorite movie and also my hobby"

"Yes, I've been in love before. I've also had salmonella poisoning and you don't see me running back for seconds."

"A black guy with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""Where'd ya get it?"" The parrot says, ""Africa."" (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)"