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Joke of the Day

"Then Satan said, ""Let's convince everyone they need to go gluten free."" And that kids, was the Christmas fiasco of 2015."

"What did the Zucchini say when it got stepped on? *squash*"

"A recent study found out that 9 out of every 11 jobs are done inside"

"Dark Humor is like food... Not everybody gets it."

"What satellite TV provider does ISIS use? Daesh Network"

"bicycle cop: im taking you to jail me [sarcastic voice]: should i ride on your pegs or walk next to you [segway cop just dying laughing]"

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association."

"Knew a dude who back flipped and cartwheeled while beating his wife. I guess he was a misogymnast."

"Guys, share your most ridiculous ideas Successful women"

"What is the first thing a blind man says? My eyes! My eyes!"