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Joke of the Day
"Fear and ignorance would gay-marry each other if they weren't both opposed to it."
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"Why was the lightbulb invented? Somebody had an idea."
"Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties? A pitcher filled with margaritas!"
"You know whats worse... Then fingering your sister. finding your dad wedding ring"
"Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog ""NO!"" and then more quietly, ""We talked about this!"""
"Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10? Because Windows 7 8 9!"
"A Poem Roses are grey. Violets are grey. Lol, I'm a dog."
"Buy a boat, name it Relation. Now you can tell people that you have a relationship."
"Sure, the BMW symbol kind of looks like a sphincter, but I could already tell by the way you were driving."
"Anti-virus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges. If they catch him I guess the trial will last 30 days."