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Joke of the Day

"My ex-girlfriend said that she misses me all time She also said that she's taking lessons to improve her aim."

"My friend begged me to stop playing Wonderwall I said maybe."

"recruiter: u should join the army octopus: buddy I'm army enough as it is"

"What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of? The X men!"

"Your trophy wife is more of a participation trophy wife, isn't she?"

"League of Legend Spell Why do Summoners spell still exist if Summoners what delete in Lol ?"

"Did you hear about the shooting with the starting pistol? It was race related"

"What's a con-artists favorite holiday? Scamentine's Day."

"What did the mexican say when a development fell on him? yo get off me, homes!"

"A wizard walks in to a gay bar.. And disappears with a poof!"