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Joke of the Day
"Farting in an elevator is.... WRONG.....on so many levels....."
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"What is the best food to eat after a circumcision? Brissket"
"What do you call a jewish man? By his name"
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"""Hello, Pizza Hut"" Hi, how many slices are on a large pizza? ""eight"" And a medium? ""eight"" *long pause* I'd like to speak with your manager"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK???? If a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife"
"When Miley Cyrus... When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer, it's ""Art"" and ""Music. When I do it, I'm ""Wasted"" and ""have to leave Home Depot"""
"This one is about a horse a horse steps in a puddle of mud"