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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell women backwards? Kitchen"
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"The blind hooker helped me a lot with my allergies She blew my nose"
"What's the difference between a cat and a politician? A cat will lie *on* your face. A politician will lie *to* your face."
"Don't you just hate it when ... You can't understand what your girl is trying to say? Take a step back and what's she's trying to say will become a lot clearer"
"Said the masochist to the sadist: ""Oh hit me, hurt me, oh please just use me"" Said the sadist to the masochist: ... no"
"One month of nofap here i pun! *Cum"
"What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car? I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended."
"Hush Puppies I felt like getting some Hush Puppies, but wanted something a bit more intense, so I went to the biker bar and ordered some Shut the Fuck Up Puppies"
"One thing I've learned about this world is that there are always going to be people who want to change you. -babies"
"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round."