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Joke of the Day

"How do you spell women backwards? Kitchen"

"What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit? The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!"

"My ""Metapod"" has been having some problems When I used Harden . . . It failed. So I tried to find something to help it. After asking my doctor, he said the best option would be to use a PP Up."

"I'm No Gynaecologist... ...but I know a cunt when I see one."

"It's that pottery scene from Ghost except it's me standing behind the Subway sandwich artist helping him make my sandwich."

"Manslaughter. The sound of a man laughing?"

"I've just got back from the opticians. Apparently I have 20/20 hindsight. If only I knew when I was twelve."

"I just don't understand these dirty cocktail names anymore... ...what on earth is a Penis Collider?"

"Batman stands high on a ledge over Gotham... ""This is high. How did I get up here again? This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."""

"Female dogs... Today a female dog tried to talk and play with my dog. He couldn't muster the courage to talk to her.. He didn't have the balls to do it."