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Joke of the Day

"'Kyrgyzstan' is what happens when you've already named all the other countries and you have left over letters."

"I went on a date last night!nIt went really well...up until the moment the couple realized I was following them & promptly called the cops."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking...J.K. Rowling"

"If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on? The Ex-Men."

"I thought it would be good idea to charge my Note 7 and make a call at the same time. Boy did that blow up in my face."

"Giving blood is a great way to help society AND lose unsightly blood weight!"

"Yelling ""you're not my real ladder!"" at your step ladder."

"What's the difference between humans and bullets? Humans miss Harambe"

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs... because they always take things literally."

"What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal? The one percent"