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Joke of the Day

"1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?"

"The rotation of the earth. It really makes my day."

"I remember this one time I ran out of gas. It was pretty scary. Almost dark. I was all alone. I mean it was a lawnmower, but still."

"if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol"

"Ladies, the word for the day is ""legs."" Spread the word."

"I just watched Discovery's ""How It's Made"" and, honestly, I'm never eating another urinal cake again."

"What did one architect say to the other? ""I see the floor in your plan."""

"Why must rabbits never miss dinner? With out their tea they'd be Rabbis."

"Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M; factory? A: Proof-reading."

"My husband is out w/friends & I'm at home w/the kids. I'm going to sprinkle Legos under the covers on his side of the bed."