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Joke of the Day
"""Sit down. I've got some bad news."" (Every Milkman's boss 30 years ago)"
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"I hate when movies use that fakey ""55555"" ZIP code so pranksters won't try mailing letters & postcards to the characters."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar.. ."
"I'm reading a book about a duck who questions it's faith in God . . . It's called ""Are you there God, it's me magret de canard"""
"So many words sound the same When someone calls you from a homophone."
"What's the most sensitive protein? EMOglobin."
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"how do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their tiny brooms."