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Joke of the Day
"Society: ""Just be yourself."" Society: ""No not like that."""
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"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will track you down... You have my Word"
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"Your mom must study Reverse-Judo. She keeps throwing herself at bad men."
"My dog got into a bag of baking soda this morning ...and now she's a basic bitch"
"Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?"
"Have you heard about the pussy that opens beer bottles? Here's a bottle opener, go get me a beer."