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"What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party? A paper jam"
"I was a professional boxer. Then I picked up Muay Thai just for kicks."
"A man from out of town walks into a bar... ...the locals know to duck."
"My dog swallowed my engagement ring last night, but luckily coughed it out when he barked. There was a diamond in the ruff."
"My friend is obsessed with navy destroyers He warships them."
"Always heard this on the playground growing up... Pete and Repeat were in a boat, but Pete fell out. Who was left?..."
"Word. ~ Microsoft."
"Friends may come and go, but friends with benefits cum and go"
"What happens after Amy Chua? Amy Swallowa."