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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a well-rounded porn star? A jack-off all trades."

"Therapist: what's your biggest issue with your husband? Wife: he gives me no privacy Me: [tapping on window from outside] that's not true"

"Auto correct can go straight to He'll"

"Reddit, I need your darkest Christmas jokes to put in my Christmas cards!"

"What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !"

"Jimmy Savile was once captured by the Scooby-Doo gang He would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for meddlin' those kids!"

"Looking for some tasteless Gabrielle Giffords jokes"

"I got amnesia and dont know if im gay anymore... I faggot"

"It's a funny old world we live in. Once we had empires run by emperors, then we had kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries..."

"I stand at airplane arrival gates with a ""SAMANTHA"" sign, then cry after everyone's exited until airport security brings me soup. Free soup!"