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"Reddit, I need your darkest Christmas jokes to put in my Christmas cards!"
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"Talking testicles What did the right testlcle say to the left? Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard"
"Since It's summer here's a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey"
"Knock Knock. *Who's There?* A Kid! *A Kid Who?* A kid who cant reach the doorbell."
"""Hacker"" simply means ""a person who is skilled with computers."" To describe a computer criminal, use ""Linux user."""
"Q: What happens when two snails fight? A: They slug it out."
"What's the difference between the US Election and sex? In sex it's fun to choose between a cunt and an asshole."
"A Latvian dies No potato for Styx-cross Kicked off Styx cross boat Now no potato, and is dark. Also cold. Did really die? Or malnourish hallucination?"
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaah!"