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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball? A Paul Walker."

"What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo"

"Light a man a fire... Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Light a man afire and he'll be warm the rest of his life. (I know it's a repost, but I've never seen the play on words, shame)"

"A Jew is happy. A Jewish person finds out that his car is full of gas. When he found out he was happy and he said ""this is ISIS on the cake""."

"What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce? I did not see that coming."

"Oh, you don't like my Lego jokes? BLOCKED HAHA, get it?! *retires*"

"HIM: Hi, I'm Bill. ME: Hi, I'm...oh shit this is embarrassing. I'm not really good with names."

"An alarm clock that sends the person you like one of your deleted mirror pictures every time you hit the snooze button."

"At a bathroom line. ''Can I go before you? I really need to number two'' ''No, I was here before you and I need to go as well''. ''I swear I need to go more than you''. ''You're so full of shit''."

"Canadian and a American watching a movie Canadian: Lets watch a movie. American: Have you seen Titanic? Canadian: What's that about? American: Yes, it was. A big one that sank."