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Joke of the Day
"When someone says something is great, I take that as a personal challenge to not enjoy it."
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"Do you want to examine a whole colon? ;;"
"A man walks into a bar it's already full of bad jokes."
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"What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get? in formation"