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Joke of the Day
"When someone says something is great, I take that as a personal challenge to not enjoy it."
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"What kind of drugs to frogs take? methamphibians."
"A good one my buddy told me ""It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they always take things literally."""
"Interviewer: How do you hit those high notes? Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me? Adam Levine: Practice."
"How do you make stupid people click links? ..."
"Forced to use Axe Shampoo & Conditioner this morning and now my hair is high fiving people and calling them Braaaah."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month!"""
"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush."
"What do 9 volt batteries and butt holes have in common? You know you shouldn't, but one day you're probably going to try licking one."
"I was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old girl... I dunno, I thought she was older than that. I guess that makes two reasons why I'm a bad father."