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Joke of the Day
"*pets a skeleton* u used to b a baby"
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"You know how to detect procrastinator,"
"Last night I had a bad dream about a nocturnal horse It was a real night-mare"
"These drawstring pajama pants practically fall down when I don't tie them, so I guess another piece of birthday cake is in order."
"Driving today I kept seeing protest signs. They all said ""End Road Work."""
"you remember me as the guy who put his arm in the doorway to hold open the automatic door for you in 2009. welll, now i need a favor"
"Blood is Thicker than water, but maple syrup is Thicker than blood. Therefore, pancakes are more important than family."
"Adderall is really dangerous I'm not sure exactly what happened: I took some, and then I must have blacked out or something... all I know is that I'm a grad student now"
"Why do cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because cowboys eat with their hats on!"
"I looked at a penny under the microscope. What I saw was magnificent."